|
|
|
If
someone stops you on the street, opens up their natural
fur coat and asks if you'd like to buy one of the revealed solid gold pet collar
tags, decline, whip out your cell phone, call Com, and tell him his cat, Ozzie
has escaped from the backyard. The "O" in Ozzie must stand for "operator,"
because this cat would just as soon sell you a deed to "prime" property
in the center of a dirty litter box. When not scheming, Ozzie delights in draping
himself over the computer monitor or curling up on the keyboard whenever Com
tries to use his PC. And while Com's away, Ozzie plays at the computer, enjoying
tête-à-tête jousting via on-line exchanges with his old neighbor
and rival, Dot's dog, Thatcher. |